Dinner at Wild Rice

So last night I went to Wild Rice with a bunch of people for my Asian lover Alli's 18th birthday. Of course I ate way too much and probably looked like an Ethiopian at a all you can eat buffet, but that is besides the point. Sam, one of my bffs, planned the event and planned on only a couple people coming but of course someone had to come uninvited. The Bitch this time was of course another girl with the name Ali. She came in, acted like nothing was wrong, and just sat there. She ordered this miso soup and didn't touch it...actually made the waiter take it back. WHO COMES UNINVITED AND DOESN'T EVEN EAT! Luckily she pitched in on the check, i think Sam would have punched her in the ovaries otherwise...i love my friends!